Monday, May 2, 2022

Who Cares?

 For a man who cares so much, I care so little

I could flee the earth today, and be just tickled

Cause I know the world's affairs

Would play out right on cue

Every evil and good man would claim their due


And it's not that I don't love or I am harsh

But I am weighed down by the days

Like I am stranded in a marsh

Up to my naked neck in mud, in need of wash

Every crocodile and swan is stuck here, too


For a man who loves the young, I hate the old

For the latter are so fickle, often cold

And my tolerance for chaos

In the face of God's good Grace

Makes me tire of the demons and the saints


As a Child who loves the old, I hate the Young

Brazen and self-righteous, full of Cum

Unaware of unawareness

They make rash decisions, careless

And yet are ready for another shot of Rum 


'Case you thought that I was off the hook

Like some dumpy guy in the back, here, reading a book

You may be surprised to see, that the worst critique's on me

Cause I'm really just the worst of the whole bunch

and Many in the town say I'm out to lunch






Sunday, April 10, 2022

Y

Before I knew you, you existed
and before I knew of longing, things were missed
and 
Some would even say I was a mad man
and still I am
but down within my bones
I always planned
to meet you. The
sister of my heart, let me complete you

Friday, March 25, 2022

Love22

Love is paranoia

Love is worry simple

Love is a rocket

Love is a worry pimple

Love is an orgasm

Love is just a hug

Love is all that's sweet and simple

Love is from Above

Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Moms of the world

The very best way to freak out your mom

is to get a good job

be simple and kind

But

The very best way to ruin her day, is to get a guitar

and not learn how to play

but to beat on the stings

of every good day


And of course you should also continue

to live in the basement

where there is only a thin layer

between She and her Caveman

and yes always bring girls down there, 

because that is the manly thing to do


Just you and your wiener

a pee and a poo

and don't get me started on just what you were doing the other day...

oh my dear GOD


Just have you NO shame?


NO, my dear son, I've concluded that you do NOT.

But you're a good looking guy and talent you've got

so one day the world

will be yours 

yes I know

Just lower the porn

and let your fears go

Make the world a better place, for goodness sake!

I love you SO MUCH

Signed MOM

Written in Faith

Monday, March 8, 2021

WOKENESS IS A JOKE MESS aka. A Smollet is, as A Smollet does

Wokeness is only racism's faux intellectual cousin. His message is the same, but he's much more of a coward. This bitch lectures about Freedoms, as he strikes up the showers.

Wokeness is a liar, and so are his daughters, they fire up the ovens as they sweeten their coffers.

A Smollet as a Smollet does, is it not? Is the father of Lies with his tribe in real time. No lie

A Pantheon of pansies, like you. If you fall for the lies of the father of ruin.

Monday, October 8, 2018

the European Union can eat a Dick, Mighty Quick
they foster all their lies out of other children's thigh's
and they've done so, since the beginning of all time!
so you watch us break some glass, (you're such an ass)
but you don't realize that their flair is in your hair
you are on fire sir, and you won't be disturbed..you're such a turD

Monday, April 23, 2018

There is a Woman

There is a Woman
By dan ankers


There is a woman, whom the world does not know

she is little and kind

and brave

There is a woman,

who I will call my wife someday (soon)

and for this very purpose, this world I would save

I love her so much that my heart cannot show it

the towers and volumes of treasures they gained

for so has her walk on this earth been so earnest, her toes have been blessed by the angels

and saved, from the ashes of civility's lost forgotten code, from whence God created the earth and left his children to roam, to the palaces where Kings of olden times remained,

thy very essence of goodness and love is ingrained

She, like a leaf from the treetops has fallen, so

fragile and kind

BUT.

Do not be duped

She's a wily one

And soon

like the moon

she will turn once again

to remind you of that unkind thing you said

or that thing that you dropped on the ground

but not like a harlot or a woman besot

NO. She will do it with kindness

She is woman's purest essence

refined thus