Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Moms of the world

The very best way to freak out your mom

is to get a good job

be simple and kind

But

The very best way to ruin her day, is to get a guitar

and not learn how to play

but to beat on the stings

of every good day


And of course you should also continue

to live in the basement

where there is only a thin layer

between She and her Caveman

and yes always bring girls down there, 

because that is the manly thing to do


Just you and your wiener

a pee and a poo

and don't get me started on just what you were doing the other day...

oh my dear GOD


Just have you NO shame?


NO, my dear son, I've concluded that you do NOT.

But you're a good looking guy and talent you've got

so one day the world

will be yours 

yes I know

Just lower the porn

and let your fears go

Make the world a better place, for goodness sake!

I love you SO MUCH

Signed MOM

Written in Faith

Monday, March 8, 2021

WOKENESS IS A JOKE MESS aka. A Smollet is, as A Smollet does

Wokeness is only racism's faux intellectual cousin. His message is the same, but he's much more of a coward. This bitch lectures about Freedoms, as he strikes up the showers.

Wokeness is a liar, and so are his daughters, they fire up the ovens as they sweeten their coffers.

A Smollet as a Smollet does, is it not? Is the father of Lies with his tribe in real time. No lie

A Pantheon of pansies, like you. If you fall for the lies of the father of ruin.