The very best way to freak out your mom
is to get a good job
be simple and kind
But
The very best way to ruin her day, is to get a guitar
and not learn how to play
but to beat on the stings
of every good day
And of course you should also continue
to live in the basement
where there is only a thin layer
between She and her Caveman
and yes always bring girls down there,
because that is the manly thing to do
Just you and your wiener
a pee and a poo
and don't get me started on just what you were doing the other day...
oh my dear GOD
Just have you NO shame?
NO, my dear son, I've concluded that you do NOT.
But you're a good looking guy and talent you've got
so one day the world
will be yours
yes I know
Just lower the porn
and let your fears go
Make the world a better place, for goodness sake!
I love you SO MUCH
Signed MOM
Written in Faith
