I'm all ears

I’m all ears

by dan ankers

Tips for when I listen

shut up

I know the cosmos are vast

but she’s actually kinda hot

and

Not in a sort-of good-enough kind of way

No, this chick is uber-cool

and she actually has something to say

so shut the fuck up and listen

That’s your mission

We all know that the universe is vast

and that our economy is in dire need of help

and that our current stance of starting false wars

over oil in foreign places, while babies and children die

just can’t last

but man

Just listen

This is your mission

She’s hot

and you like her a lot

shut up